paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

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pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

d o  y o u 

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odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

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disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

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trapghoul:

what actually defines a role model? like people are saying rihanna isn’t a role model but why? she’s a powerful black woman who embraces her sexuality, has bounced back after physical abuse, and is a successful business woman.

so she smokes weed and takes her clothes off sometimes? don’t we all???

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My sister’s bf can get it though. As bad as that sounds.

My sister’s “bf” (they’ve been together for a while, but the label isn’t official) came over for dinner tonight. And my mom like took out the famly photos and started showing him all her akward stages….it was literally like something you’d see in a tv show. And they’re all laughing and stuff….and it kinda made me wish (for a SECOND) that I could do that with somebody. Bring someone home to the house to chill with my parents. But… that isn’t happening anytime soon. Nope.